amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

(via happiest)

chilled:

*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

(Source: oh-good-life, via stabs)

lrnaonerd:

how do people rap i cant even talk without messing it up

(Source: feministpunkmermaid, via cumfort)

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

grawly:

I sincerely feel ill.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

ugly:

celebritity:

gender: ugly

yup

(via condom)

how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica, via theworldisburningtotheground)

geothebio:

geothebio:

steve rogers adjusting to technology and using a pen tablet though

bonus:

image

(via haileybookky)

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

hollyoakhill:

This is what i spent a whole class doing

(via hugs4nugs)

(Source: alt-j, via pizza)

darrynek:

*tries to be funny and gets assassinated*

(Source: panerasexual, via happiest)