accendas:

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

(Source: fireflyings, via rawsh0ck)

(Source: fuks, via orgasmic-humor)

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

(via orgasmic-humor)

the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand

(Source: mycroft, via stabs)

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

(via heart)

peenies:

I hate shirtless white boys who think they’re doing humanity a favor if they call a girl beautiful go get high off your axe deodorant spray

(Source: extental, via happiest)

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

geeses:

that doesn’t sound right

(via guy)

hipstaa-pleazz:

I’m so in love with this

(Source: heathledgers, via youfrikinweirdo)

teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

(via ugly)

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via heart)

gimtana:

coolguyemote:

everyone has seen this picture at least once in their internet life

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let’s not forget about this gem

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(Source: kawozhin, via theworldisburningtotheground)