futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic

(via ugly)

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

putachild:

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

How you do that

(via pizza)

unbears:

I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.

(via orgasm)

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

(via cumfort)

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies

(via stabs)

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via happiest)

fuckshitpissdick:

:(

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via cumfort)

(Source: danielodowd, via stabs)

wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

image 

solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

image

THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild, via guy)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via tastefullyoffensive)

joshpeck:

literallyrad:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

image

take this picture down immediately

(via orgasm)